"Be Prideful" Glitter Bombs

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A small round ball that can be rigged to explode on next contact (perfect for planting on unsuspecting victims) or within three seconds.
Description: When it explodes, it deals zero damage. Instead, it covers everyone in a 15 fulm radius with thick, multicolored glitter. Multiple color varieties are available, matching different pride flags.
RP Hook: There is no avoiding the glitter. In fact, you will find it here and there for the next month.

"True Self" Crystal Prism

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: An unsuspecting crystal prism. When held in sunlight, it is the perfect shape to cast rainbows everywhere.
Description: Sometimes one must wear a mask and that is no fault of your own. But should you desire a moment to let your true self shine, hold this crystal to your eye, and the illusion shall take effect. For only one perfect sun, you shall be the exact reflection you feel inside at that moment.
RP Hook: True Delusional Believers may find themselves changed permanently even when the time limit is up.

"Bubble The Fun" Toy Firearm

Cost: [MODERATE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A colorful painted handgun that is tailored to a child's hand size. Adults can use it with some trouble, and might look even funnier doing so. The bubbles within it are tiny but plentiful, and smell like cotton candy.
Description: Most firearms aren't made for children, which is why this one doesn't have fire at all! Your kids will have a blast using this handgun to cover their foes in foamy bubbles.
RP Hook: Somehow, this never runs out of bubbles.

"Pride of the Pack" Sparklers Set

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Coming in a set of twelve, each sparkler comes with a paper wrapping depicting what color with spark up.
Description: Lights up for approximately one minute. Multiple color varieties are available, matching different pride flags.
RP Hook: Impossibly vivid colors, making one suspect there is an illusion that makes these sparklers work.

"Rainbow Dreams" Paint Bomb

Cost: [Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Looks like a small, harmless hand-sized ball until it is dropped. There is rainbow glittery liquid inside almost make you want to use it as a stress ball.
Description: Drop this paint bomb from 5 fulm, and watch it splatter a rainbow of color across everything in a 25 fulm radius. Excess squeezing may lead to premature popping. It might rupture if tossed at someone or something.
RP Hook: The paint washes out with water.

"What-If" Hourglass

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: An ornate golden hourglass with glittering silver sand.
Description: Haven't you ever wished to rewind time? If you hadn't done that exact thing in that exact moment, perhaps your life would have turned out better! To activate, flip the hourglass and shut your eyes. A simulation of an alternative timeline will be played for your enjoyment. For one in real life hour, you would dream of exactly how your life would have played out, for good or for bad.
RP Hook: The dream is guided by your own interpretation of what might have happened. You will be unresponsive to others for the whole hour duration, but it might feel longer than that to you.

"Glitter Is Forever" Firecracker

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Looks like a small firecracker that sparkles when lit.
Description: When it explodes, it deals zero damage. Instead, it covers everyone in a 15 fulm radius with thick, golden and amethyst glitter.
RP Hook: There is no avoiding the glitter. In fact, you will find it here and there for the next month.

"Rain Fire" Cluster Fireworks

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A thick tube that is meant to be handheld or propped up. On the outside, there is a painted scene of rain falling with fire.
Description: Fires a cluster of fireworks. Upon impact, it creates a dazzling display of lights and smoke, heavily obscuring vision in a 15 fulm radius. For some reason, the makers decided to make it last for a full 6 minutes and 49 seconds. Long enough to make you wonder if it will ever stop.
RP Hook: Perfect for grand entrances or chaotic exits. Using this indoors is highly hilarious, but might be a fire hazard.

"The Gaslighter" Battery

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A rapid-fire box of sixty tubes.
Description: A cluster of fireworks that shoots up in the air. Most seem to fizzle out pathetically with tiny puffs of grey smoke until all sixty launch over a minute. The ones that do launch are sad, barely audible detonations. The moment the audience believes nothing is to come of it, it explodes into the most massive, earth-shaking, sky-covering display of the night.
RP Hook: Perfect to keep an audience guessing.

"White Sun" Shell

Cost: [Moderate GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A fairly typical looking firework, with a white sun depicted on the side. It shoots directly up from its placement upon the ground.
Description: It explodes with such an intense white light that it appears to turn the night into day for six seconds. It can reveal secrets in even pitch-black conditions. It is also a wonderful addition to a fireworks show, especially after a grand finale.
RP Hook: Stealthed enemies roll at disadvantage to remain hidden.

"Fool's Gold" Sparkler

Cost: [Impossibly Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A handheld sparkler that spits out illusions of kobans and gil that begin to pile up.
Description: This item gives the illusion of raining golden shiny coins. There is even an auditory component that sounds exactly like fallen cash. IT's beautiful and makes the user feel rich when lit, but ultimately, it leaves an emptiness behind when nothing remains behind on the floor.
RP Hook: Don't ask the owners why they made this.

"Pooping" Creatures

Cost: [VERY CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A small variety of paper animals are available: foxes, cats, and rabbits. There is a wick sticking from their rear end.
Description: Who doesn't appreciate the novelty of a firework that leaves behind a blackened log? Light the wick and watch as the creature 'poops' out a long comedic trail of ash for 30 seconds. Great for children.
RP Hook: You will only be mildly judged for picking this novelty item.

"Say Hello" Explosives Launcher

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A rugged, grim-looking launcher made of black iron with the words "TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" scratched into the stock.
Description: Launches a single, high-impact explosive round. It deals heavy bludgeoning and fire damage but has a massive recoil that may knock the user prone.
RP Hook: The explosion is deafening. Both the shooter and the target are temporarily deafened for one minute after firing.

"Big Bang" Mini Explosive

Cost: [Moderate Gil amount]
Appearance: An explosive no larger than a marble, painted with a tiny angry face.
Description: Don't let the size fool you. This deals massive force damage to structures. It is designed to blow locks off doors or holes in walls, not necessarily for combat (though it hurts).
RP Hook: It has a 3 second delay, which is just enough time to regret lighting it.

"Think Again" Grenade

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A comically large-sized pull-pin style grenade.
Description: Designed to make your enemies believe it's a one-and-done dud; once thrown, this grenade will explode when it hits a surface in a pathetically small 5 feet radius with a tiny 'pop'. Give it two turns, and it will explode a second time, blasting out a 25 fulm radius.
RP Hook: For some reason, playing up the disappointment in how poorly this explosive worked the first time makes it explode with greater strength the second.

"Cheap Comedy" Dynamite Stick

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Looks like a classic red cartoon stick of dynamite with wax-coated fuse that hisses aggressively.
Description: Upon detonation, it releases a perfect blast of black soot and a flag with 'BANG!' on it. Anyone caught in the 10 fulm radius is covered in soot and has their hair blown backwards (or frizzed out) in comedic fashion.
RP Hook: Victims are stunned for a turn.

"Mischief Maker" Stink Bomb

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A small glass vial filled with swirling, swamp-green gas, sealed with a suspicious amount of wax.
Description: When shattered, it releases a cloud of stench in a radius of 10 fulm.
RP Hook: Victims must succeed on a DC 10 roll or spend their turn retching. The smell lingers on clothes for 1d4 days and can't be washed out by normal means.

"Glue Trap" Explosive

Cost: [MODERATE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A gumball shaped explosive with a thin outer coating.
Description: When this device is shaken by impact, the outer coating will crack off, turning it into a deadly glue trap to whatever poor object it clings to. When the victim starts to try and free themselves and gradually becoming more and more trapped by the glue slime, this explosive will detonate with zero prejudice.
RP Hook: A more intense version of the "Big Bang" Mini Explosive that is meant to blast down walls.. or people.

"Phantoms arise" Smoke Bomb

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A grey sphere made of compressed ash and clay, with a small wick.
Description: When lit, it creates a fog cloud radius of 10 fulms. Within the smoke, shifting silhouettes of nightmares appear. They are harmless illusions but look very real and are personalized to the victim.
RP Hook: The fog lasts 3 turns, and enemies must succeed on a DC 10 roll to see past the delusion or roll with disadvantage on attacks. They may also roll each following turn to break the fear status early.

"Grease Lightning" Oil Bomb

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A squishy yellow round ball.
Description: Let's go ice skating! But wait, it's far too hot for ice?! Throwing this ball will leave an extra slippery coating upon the ground in a highly flammable 10 fulm radius. Watch as your enemies slip-and-slide on its friction-less surface as they try to escape.
RP Hook: Set it on fire, reap your rewards as it burns for 15 seconds.

"Nothing to See Here" Lipstick Pistol

Cost: [Expensive GIL Amount]
Appearance: To the untrained eye, this is merely a high-end, gold-encased tube of moisturizing lip balm. It even smells like strawberries.
Description: Vanity is a weapon, and sometimes, it’s a caliber. This single-shot micro-pistol is fired by twisting the base. It offers zero range, but it is devastating at point-blank.
RP Hook: Grants advantage on Sleight of Hand checks to smuggle weapons into secure areas.

"Boom GUN" Firework/Explosives Launcher

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A heavy, brass-barreled launcher etched with festive star patterns.
Description: Load the chamber and take this launcher for a spin. It can handle the girth of tiny or even large grenades and various fireworks. It can rocket said items up to 120 fulms away, igniting them in the process. Caution: depending on the item, it may begin to explode before it reaches its target.
RP Hook: For when you want to stand very, very, very far away from your mischief.

"Hush" Rounds

Cost: [Cheap Gil Amount]
Appearance: Matte black bullets with no markings.
Description: Upon impact, these cast silence in a 5 fulm radius for one round. No damage is dealt.
RP Hook: Used to silence enemy spellcasters or other noise makers. Caution, it may really upset magic users or your annoying ex who won't shut up.

"Snitch" Tracer Rounds

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: Bright neon purple casings.
Description: Deals minimal damage, but upon impact, the bullet splatters the target with bio-luminescent purple paint that glows for the next twenty-four hours.
RP Hook: You can run, but everyone will see you.

"Krystal Scatter" Rounds

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: Bullets made of transparent condensed crystal.
Description: These bullets explode on firing, sending shards of crystals out in a 15 fulm spray.
RP Hook: Due to their transparent nature, digging all the shards out of wounds can be a real pain.

"Holy Water" Bullet

Cost: [Very Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: Glass casings filled with blessed water, capped with silver.
Description: Shatters on impact. Deals damage with advantage to undead (ashkin) and prevents vampires (voidsent) from regenerating for one turn.
RP Hook: Extremely expensive to manufacture, limited availability.

"Aether Ready" Rounds

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: Bullets made of unaspected crystal that hums when touched.
Description: These bullets absorb whatever spell is channeled into them. They bypass typical range limits, but lessen a spell's effect. For area of effect spells, they make them single-target which can be great to avoid friendly fire.
RP Hook: Channeling aether into these bullets is less straining than using the original spell. Perfect for users with aether limitations.

"The Last Word" Howler Rounds

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A hollow-point bullet.
Description: Always wanted to have the final word? This bullet screams a personally recorded five second message upon impact. Perfect for when you want your target to hear "I never loved you" right before they take damage.
RP Hook: The voice is always louder than the gunshot. Everyone within 25 fulm can overhear.

"Cheap Thrills" Rounds

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Bullets with painted crossbones behind a laughing face.
Description: Tired of always being the loser at the end of everyone's joke? Ready to give them their last laugh? Land a shot and send your foe into a terrible laughing spree that may immobilize them for 3 turns. Whatever you do next is on you.
RP Hook: Functions as a stun. Powered by poison. Might break ribs if the laughing continues, or at least, give them a really bad back ache.

"The Classic" Flamethrower

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A backpack nozzle and hose hook-up that requires a gas tank to use. It does come with a regular fire tank by standard, but can also use other Gas Tanks instead. Additional fire tanks may be purchased for [Moderate Gil Amount].
Description: Fires in a 15 fulm cone.
RP Hook: Each tank lasts five uses.

"Spirit Burner" Gas Tank

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A silver tank that sprays blue fire.
Description: Specialty fuel that deals minimal damage to living flesh but deals critical damage to incorporeal undead (ashkin) and burns away magical darkness or fog.
RP Hook: The blue fire makes no sound when it burns, creating an eerie silence during battle.

"Nightmare Fuel" Gas Tank

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A purple painted steel tank that produces a white smoke.
Description: Specialty fuel that induces nightmares. The victims are paralyzed by fear as their worst nightmares sink into their bones. This will distract them for 6 seconds. Whatever you do next is on you.
RP Hook: Target will continue to be haunted by nightmares for the next sennight unless they manage to shake it off.

"Tummy Turner" Gas Tank

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A yellow painted steel tank that sprays a green mist.
Description: Specialty fuel that mildly poisons enemies for three turns with tummy troubles .
RP Hook: The green mist may be blown back towards the user if the wind conditions aren't right. Masks are suggested.

"Smoking Can Heal" Gas Tank

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A green painted steel tank with white cross that sprays a white smoke.
Description: Specialty fuel that spews a heal over time for three turns.
RP Hook: The area that contains the smoke must be remained in for the full duration. Might heal enemies on accident if they step into the area.

"Sleeping Tea" Gas Tank

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A purple painted steel tank that produces a red smoke. It smells floral in nature.
Description: Specialty fuel that spews that induces sleep.
RP Hook: Unless awoken by someone else or passes a self-check, the victims will be asleep for the duration of three turns.

"Telebond" Ring

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A simple silver band that has been enchanted.
Description: Allows the wearer to communicate telepathically within the plane of existence to up to six connected individuals if they accept the mental connection. Only thoughts that wish to be relayed are relayed. It lasts for three hours.
RP Hook: Simple images can be shown to others, and the connection can be severed at any time.

"Soul-Link" Twin Earrings

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: Two single long, dangling earrings with matching gemstone patterns. Several types are available.
Description: Whenever a wearer thinks of another wearer, a sensation is transmitted to the other person. This works both way.
RP Hook: The sensation can be adjusted to be stronger or weaker, or even made different from one another depending on what the two wearers would want. Just inquire.

"Twin Vision" Glasses

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: Two same-looking non-prescription glasses. They are perfectly average.
Description: Haven't you ever wished to see the world from another's point of view? These twin glasses reflect whatever the other pair sees. If you are delusional enough, you might even hear words.
RP Hook: Walls will become your natural enemy if you choose to walk while wearing these glasses.

"Krystal Heart" Stress Ball

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A vibrant red crystal carved into the shape and size of a Spoken's heart. Surprisingly soft, and maybe even squishy.
Description: Hold a heart in your hand and give it a squeeze! This item, once attuned to a target's aether, now beats to their rhythm. Be Delusional enough, and you might feel the heat, and their life essence in your grip. As we say in the business, hurt them before they hurt you! Perfect for lovers who can't be trusted.
RP Hook: It's rumored that squeezing this item too hard might result in a suspiciously timed heart attack of the one who attuned to this stone.

"Bleeding Heart" Locket

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A heavy, heart-shaped locket forged from folded crucible steel. The metal bears a natural, rippled pattern that resembles withered roses - or perhaps muscle fibers. A small, water-tight crystal vial hangs from the bottom point like a permanent tear.
Description: The deepest cuts are dealt by lovers, so we forged this heart from blade steel. When a drop of the partner's 'vital essence' is placed in the vial and the locket is worn against the skin, the metal warms and throbs in perfect sync with the donor's heartbeat.
RP Hook: You will feel their heart race in real-time. Whether it beats fast from passion, fear, or because they are lying to your face.. well, that is for you to figure out.

"Never Lost" Bracelets

Cost: [Cheap Gil Amount]
Appearance: Available in gold, silver, colored string, or white crystal. A simple bracelet that comes in either a thin or thick band style.
Description: Tired of your loved ones always running away to fight/commit crime? Scared of losing them to a kidnapper or worse.. in a shopping center? Gift one wristband and wear the other. Let your arm lead you right to them.
RP Hook: The giver's wristband will always lead them to the other wristband. It's not our fault if your giftee leaves the bracelet behind.

"Shared Trauma" Rings

Cost: [Very Expensive GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A pair of intertwined rings that cannot be worn by the same person. You must give one to another person.
Description: You said you wanted a deep connection? You said you liked the idea of "sensations shared"? Prove it. When these rings are worn, any physical pain or exhaustion experienced by one partner is perfectly mirrored in the other.
RP Hook: If your partner gets stabbed, you feel the blade. If your partner stubs their toe, you fall over. A beautiful test of true love, or a fantastic way to ensure your partner actually cares about your safety.

"Sticky Fingers" Bracelet

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: A leather cuff with small magnetic stones sewn into the lining.
Description: Grants advantage on Sleight of Hand checks. However, small metallic objects (spoons, coins, keys) will randomly stick to the bracelet without the user noticing.
RP Hook: Don't go into a needle factory, the results might not be great.

"Kitten Claws" Nail Guards

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: Articulated gold or silver rings that cover the entire fingertip, ending in a point sharp enough to cut glass.
Description: For the Miqo'te who thinks their natural claws are 'too quaint', or the Hyur who is tired of being at the bottom of the food chain. These add a lethal slash to your handshake.
RP Hook: Decorative enough to appear like simple jewelry until it is slicing your enemy's throat.

"Midnight" Hair Pin

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: A sharp, dangerous-looking hairpin made of obsidian that has been shaped into a rose.
Description: Keeps hair perfectly in place. In combat, it can be pulled out and used as a dagger. There is a hidden compartment in the spine that accepts poison, and if used in combat, will break off to poison your enemy.
RP Hook: It is nearly impossible to detect this hair pin's true purpose if one isn't familiar with this make.

"I Think I Can Fly" Anklet

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: A delicate gold chain with small winged charms.
Description: Grants the wearer the ability to fall off cliffs in style and make it down alive. However, the magic only works if the user flaps their arms vigorously while falling.
RP Hook: What you have to do may look absolutely ridiculous, but it can save your life.

"False Confidence" Cufflinks

Cost: [Cheap Gil Amount]
Appearance: Heavy golden cufflinks shaped like four-leaf clovers.
Description: While wearing these, the user feels incredibly capable. They will confidently attempt tasks they have no skill in.
RP Hook: The cufflinks provide zero bonuses to rolls. They only provide the unearned confidence to try and fail spectacularly.

"Wake Up Slap" Brass Knuckles

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: Twin brass knuckles to fit over both hands.
Description: Have you ever just desired to punch your friend? While also making sure not to inflict actual physical damage on them? With these brass knuckles, watch as your violence grants a healing blow to your target. physical injuries will fade away as you inflict maximum emotional damage of being the person to smack your fool of a friend upside the head.
RP Hook: If you hit someone hard enough, can you bring them back to life..?

"Krystal Rose" Paperweight

Cost: [Very Expensive GIL Amount]
Appearance: A masterpiece of lapidary art. A full bloom carved from solid gemstone set upon a stem of sharp, unyielding platinum or gold thorns and leaves. It is heavy, cold, and flawlessly beautiful. A variety of carved gemstones are available.
Description: Real roses wither. Real love fades. But a rock? A rock is forever. This flagship creation of the Krystal Clan is designed to be the last gift you ever need to buy. It is the perfect symbol for a relationship you refuse to let die.
RP Hook: Each stone conveys a different message. Inquire with us to determine one to best fit your need.

"The Tattletale" Mood Ring

Cost: [Cheap GIL Amount]
Appearance: A solid metal band that shifts colors violently, like oil on water.
Description: Do you have a hard time deciphering your own mood? Do you enjoy lying to yourself about being 'fine'? This ring bypasses your denial and displays your actual emotional state in bright, unignorable neon.
RP Hook: Emotions are complicated, but this ring is loud. It reveals up to three distinct emotions the wearer is feeling at any given moment - even the ones they are trying to hide.

"Gambler's" Decoy Coin

Cost: [Expensive Gil Amount]
Appearance: A replica piece of gil.
Description: Ever wished to hedge a bet on an assumption? Ever wished to toy with another's feelings? Make your wager of their reaction to the coin and flick it at your target. Over three seconds, they will experience your chosen scenario. Example includes making them believe they killed you.
RP Hook: The target will vividly hallucinate whatever you dream of, and respond accordingly to it. We recommend not testing your loved ones.

"Just A Normal" Ring

Cost: [Expensive GIL Amount]
Appearance: A ring so nondescript that describing it is difficult. It’s.. round? Maybe silver? You’ve already forgotten what it looks like.
Description: Exhausted by destiny? Tired of people asking about your glowing eyes or cursed bloodline? This ring dampens your aetheric presence and forcibly suppresses your exceptional skills, dragging you down to a comfortable, safe average.
RP Hook: While worn, you register to all magical and physical detection as completely average. It is the ultimate camouflage for those with 'special problems' who need to disappear into the crowd.

"Denial" Brooch

Cost: [Cheap Gil Amount]
Appearance: A brooch made of rubies in a diamond shape. Made of gold and about as big as a piece of gil.
Description: While wearing this brooch, you cannot hear insults. They sound like compliments to you.
RP Hook: By wearing this brooch, you accept the delusion. We do not take responsibility if you get punched.

"Inner Voice" Earring

Cost: [Cheap Gil Amount]
Appearance: A delicate silver earring cuff.
Description: Have you ever found it hard to stay grounded in the moment? Ever needed to hear the voice of a loved one to remember that you aren't quite so alone? While wearing this ear cuff, a compliment that leaves a lasting impact on you will ring with their voice in your ears whenever your heart rate spikes from panic or sadness. Records up to five compliments.
RP Hook: This earring may not summon the best compliment for a given situation at the right time. Sometimes it's just the most Ironic.

"Innocence Stolen" Coffee Biscuits Bag

Cost: [Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A small bag of six coffee biscuits. None of them look suspicious in any way.
Description: Once upon a time, a boy tried his mother's cookies and found that they had been tampered with. In spirit of that, we have tampered with exactly one to all of the cookies in this bag. It won't kill you, but the heat might cause you to cry.
RP Hook: Roll /random 6. Any natural 1s are tampered with cookies, and are incredibly spicy.

"Fishie's Favorite" Fish Popsicles

Cost: [Very CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Two options are available: ground up fish put on a wooden stick and frozen solid. Or the more boring kind of just a regular fruit popsicle frozen into a fish shape.
Description: Named for a beloved sister with questionable culinary tastes. Lovingly sold for her and any other weirdos who think seafood makes a good dessert.
RP Hook: If you just ask for a fishsicle, you are going to get the ground fish variety.

"Gossip's Tongue" Rum

Cost: [Moderate GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A fairly typical rum bottle with a label slapped over it. To someone with an ounce of wit, Krystalline did not make this product.
Description: Cat got your tongue? Have a shot of this rum with friends, and be prepared for loose lips. Nothing says honesty like Gossip's tongue rum.
RP Hook: The placebo effect is strong. We hold no legal responsibility if you confess to a federal crime just because you drank regular, overpriced rum and thought it was a truth serum.

"Suspicious" Milk

Cost: [Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A carton of milk. It's surprisingly ice cold to the touch.
Description: Thirsty? Enjoy a nice gamble or a fun trick on your friends? purchase our perfectly normal "Suspicious" Milk and experience psychological discomfort as you try to decide what type of thing this milk must have came from! We're sure it's a'ok.
RP Hook: It's just regular cold normal milk with no unusual smells.

"Rewind Time" Ale

Cost: [Expensive GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A fairly typical wooden barrel of ale. A label has been slapped over it. To someone with an ounce of wit, Krystalline did not make this product.
Description: Though it requires heavy consumption, this product has been known to transport customers back in time to their childhoods, or other important memories. Perhaps, with a spot of Delusion, you can change the past for yourself, or at least get a better grasp on "when it all went so, so wrong". If it isn't working yet, drink more.
RP Hook: You will get fabulously smashed, and the only time traveling you actually do will be purely in your mind. Too bad you won't remember it failing to work by the time you finish drinking.

"Soup Pot of" Coffee

Cost: [Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: An actual soup pot that is filled with heavily sugared coffee. Will later function as a regular soup pot. Comes with lid.
Description: For when you just need to get some work done and nothing else has cut it.
RP Hook: Promises to keep you up for the next twelve hours. If it fails to keep that promise, oh well, you already paid.

"Blind Pick" Mystery Box

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: Heavy wooden crates, nailed shut with excessive force. Some of them tick. Some of them rattle. One of them smells like lavender and gunpowder.
Description: The owners packed these during a fugue state. We honestly have no idea what is inside. It could be a diamond. It could be a brick. It could be a very angry rat. The only way to find out is to buy it and open it - preferably away from our shop.
RP Hook: Roll /random 40 to determine the contents. Results range from 'insulting trash' to 'priceless artifacts', with a healthy dose of 'dangerous explosives' in the middle. No Refunds.

"The Impulsive Thought" Button

Cost: [Very Cheap Gil Amount]
Appearance: A small, innocuous black box with a single, satisfyingly clicky red button on top. It has no wires and no discernible power source.
Description: The ultimate test of willpower. Does it do something? Nothing? Everything? We built it during a bout of insomnia and we genuinely cannot remember if we wired it to a confetti cannon or a shaped charge. There is only one way to find out.
RP Hook: Roll /random 4. 1-3 do nothing. 4 is an airhorn.

"Seriously Just A" Shrine Rat

Cost: [Moderate Gil Amount]
Appearance: A young, intelligent rat with a long tail and oversized ears. Available in various shades (Sewer Grey, Sandy Brown, Laboratory White, Void Black, Motted Mixed). They may grow to be cat-sized.
Description: The Owners believe there are never enough rats out in the world. It is their belief that every family eventually has a Krystalline Shrine rat, and you are no exception. Comes with care kit.
RP Hook: Upon purchase, a minor sympathetic pact is sealed to ensure the creature's continued safety. Any negative experience the rat suffers under your care will be instantly and ironically reflected upon you. For your own self-preservation, do not hurt the rat. Additionally, it may develop certain features known to Kyūso with the right care.

"Feline Frisks" Catnip Toy

Cost: [Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A decent amount of catnip is sewn into small stuffed animals that are shaped like birds, cats, or bees. The perfect size for kittens or cats.
Description: A perfectly fine toy to drive your pets up a wall as they scramble to get to it. Some react with hyperactivity, some with violence, while others just mellow out.
RP Hook: Attracts cats, gaelicats, highly scent-sensitive miqo'te, hrothgar, and sometimes foxes.

"Perfect splash" Pet Paint

Cost: [Cheap GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A squeeze tube of paint enough to cover a medium-sized animal.
Description: Ever wanted a pink dog? Or maybe a lime green cat? Lather in our pet-safe paint and experience the joys of getting an animal to sit still long enough to actually paint it. (Pet safety guaranteed, this product was tested on spoken.)
RP Hook: This paint can last up to three weeks.

"Your Partner in Crime" Blessing

Cost: [One Secret Confession about the 'Friend']
Description: To cause a little havoc on your behalf, we now accept blessings requests towards your friends, family, and friend-enemies. They must be present in the nearby area, but with a little donation to our shrine of your secret feelings towards them, we will work on your behalf to give them a playful little blessing. Keep in mind, it will only work if they are open to a spot of delusion.
RP Hook: Requires OOC consent by the player who is getting this wayward blessing. Will last 30 minutes to 1 sun (their choice).

"Your Heart's Greatest Desire" Blessing

Cost: [ONE DEEPLY PERSONAL SECRET]
Description: "How do you have that?" One might ask. But are you certain it is worth looking a gift horse in the mouth to see how it works? The rules are simple: you have three hours with whatever it is you desire. Once time is up, there will be a deep emptiness within your heart.
RP Hook: Such is just a Delusion, a madness of your mind. No one else will see as you see, but you do not hear their concerns. You are fully convinced that this is real.

"Krystalline Shrine" Donation

Cost: [CHEAP GIL AMOUNT]
Description: Donate your hard earned coins or secrets to our shrine. Become a devoted follower today. Who knows what may come when you have us on your side.
RP Hook: A random rp effect will be granted. This blessing with last 30 minutes to 1 sun (your choice).

"Trickster's Intervention" Calling Crystal

Cost: [One Deeply Personal Secret]
Appearance: A pale golden crystal housed in a purple velvet clam shell box.
Description: Oh dear. Sometimes you need a helping hand in a situation so dire, one must be delusional to think there will ever be a good solution to get out of it. Should you crush this crystal in the palm of your hand, an owner of Krystalline will arrive to assist for as long or as short as they desire. It's also perfectly fine to invite them for ice cream date or something so mundane that screams "please cause havoc!" Warning: sometimes Irony gets the better hand and the crystal refuses to be crushed.
RP Hook: A discord handle will be made available for you to contact should you need specialized assistance. Typically this should about 30 minutes to one sun, depending on you and their availability. However, if the owner is unavailable during that timeslot, you will still retain the use of your crystal for future calls.

"Everlasting" Ring

Cost: [MODERATE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Available in multiple sizes and various gemstones. Each are a polished crystal ring made to fit at the base of a cock.
Description: Haven't you ever looked at your partner in great disappointment when they finish far too early? And other cock rings out there just seem to make him suffer? Perfect for long sessions while still enabling your man to finish.. over, and over again.. with a reduced refractory period.
RP Hook: Not recommended for longer than 4 hours. Please seek a chirurgeon if it lasts any longer.

"Solar Eclipse" Shield

Cost: [MODERATE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Ornate, dramatic, decorative. A statement piece in the shape of a sun that slots perfectly over one's nipples. Available in various sizes.
Description: Experience a beautiful solar eclipse with this nipple shield. It's said those who look upon it might be temporarily blinded by your beauty. Or at the very least, very turned on.
RP Hook: Might actually cause a brief stun to the viewer if your target audience is Delusional enough.

"Love Bomb" Grenade

Cost: [MODERATE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A round grenade painted in obnoxiously bright pinks and reds, with a pin shaped like a broken heart.
Description: Created as an aphrodisiac, upon detonation, this "Love Bomb" releases a cloud of pheromone-laced glitter smoke in a 35 fulm radius. Perfect to start a party, or sincerely disarm your foes with fun thoughts about you in that dress.
RP Hook: Everyone caught in the blast becomes irrationally, aggressively affectionate towards those nearest. Note: Being hugged by an angry Hrothgar is still crushing damage. Use with caution.

"Krystal Idol" Statement Piece

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: Body-grade crystal in the shape of a phallus. Available in a variety of safe crystals, shapes, and sizes. Each come with a flared base.
Description: It's a dildo. What else do you want from us? Yes, we have monster cocks. Yes, we have that perfect shade of purple. Yes, we have varieties that can be warmed or chilled. And yes, this item is ABSOLUTELY not returnable.
RP Hook: Requires massive amounts of strength to crush, so enjoy to your heart's content.

"Carton of Eggs" Assortment

Cost: [EXPENSIVE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A twelve pack of randomized body-safe crystals. They come in assorted colors and medium, large, and jumbo sizes. They can be requested on the rope or not.
Description: Here at Krystalline, we do not judge harshly. If you desire to experience the joy of motherhood, who are we to comment on that? But if they get stuck, that's NOT our problem.
RP Hook: Requires massive amounts of strength to crush, so enjoy to your heart's content.

"Slip-n-Slide" Barrel

Cost: [MODERATE GIL AMOUNT]
Appearance: A barrel full of a semi clear, slick white substance. Slightly tacky to the touch.
Description: Let's be honest - it's just 55 gallons - 375 ponze - of body- and toy-safe lubricant. Why do you need that much lube? Maybe you might want to fill up a pool of lube and have people wrestle. Maybe you like to see the look on people's faces when they enter your bedroom. We don't know, we just thought it'd be funny as hells to let you buy a barrel of lubricant.
RP Hook: Good luck carrying this home, though I suppose you can pay for shipping.

June 4

Name: Kugane Night Market
Date: Thursday, Jun 4th @ 8PM EST
World: Crystal, Coeurl
Location: Kugane, Rakuza District

June 27

Name: Three Wishes
Date: Saturday, Jun 27th @ 3PM EST
World: Crystal, Mateus
Location: Ruby Sea, Isari

June 20

Name: LOVE IS LOVE: PRIDE POOLSIDE FESTIVAL
Date: Saturday, Jun 20th @ 8PM EST
World: Crystal, Coeurl
Location: Lavender Beds, W23 Main division